oh, dear God, please, not again,
is this another poem?
i wish they could get help for him,
or put him in a home;
half his lines, they don’t make sense,
the other half don’t rhyme,
i simply can’t decipher them,
i haven’t got the time;
and what am i supposed to say
to yesterday’s new verse?
getting on this list of his
has since become a curse;
all i did was help a friend,
encourage him to write,
now i’m getting life defined
at nine o’clock at night;
listen to me, carefully,
and spare yourself my pain,
tell your would-be poet friends
that Shakespeare hurts your brain.