a bit too risqué

I didn’t think these verses should be published alongside all the others…they are a bit much…so I created this separate page…    

mixology vol. 2

a strawberry stripper
her sweet orange bush
shares with a comfortable screw

the juice of the fruit
from her navel whose fuzz
tequila makes sunrise anew

her warm apple pie
like a deep throat wet dream
will put you on top of cloud nine

the cum shots are long
on her blow job’s whipped cream
and muff divers think she’s divine

but this royal bitch
prefers a good fuck
a throw down, and hard, and right now

a hot toddy gal
into johnny and jack
whose old-fashioned gifts are endowed

on the beach, on a cloud
on a pool table top
with candy, and april, and jen

the city, the forest
a glacier, the floor
bent over, then sideways again

a quick one night stand
with this cherry bomb
was all chilly willy could take

her deep body shots
brought a heart attack on
and willy, he started to shake

no pussy foot fool
she slid into place
and rode that poor cowboy to death

she claims to this day
it’s an orgasmic scream
he left in his very last breath


wild beaver

one taste and you’ll discover
why this stimulating fare
has since become a favorite
of patrons everywhere

its flavor’s so exciting
it evokes a sheer desire
especially when slowly steamed
upon an open fire

this longer cooking method
helps seal the juices in
and often good champagne or wine
helps ply the soft, sweet skin

it’s served like grade a chicken
and sautéed in rich sauce
with a hint of salmon flavor
with a garnish much like moss

but like so many tender treats
its deadly, undercooked
and some have thought it ready
just based on how it looked

so check your beaver often
be diligent, beware
and in its preparation
be sure to use great care


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